Circumlocution (2001)

Kensuke’s got a problem –a big one.
Graduated top of his class, with honours; women wanting to sleep with him, men wanting to watch women sleep with him.
Kensuke had everything –until it was all taken away by the jealous magical elf living in the soft, damp pocket of flesh encompassing his arm pit.
‘With every word you utter,’ it warned, blood red lips curling into a devilish smirk. ‘-the fouler you will grow…’
Now - hideously mutated into a lumpy green, puss ebbing, sore plastered monster – it’s up to Kensuke to negotiate the release of a group of Swedish hostages from an enraged businessman with a vibrating chicken knife and nothing left to lose.
The catch?
Kensuke can only express himself through a single word, a word chosen by the jealous elf for the repulsion and rejection it will rain upon the discourser: “Anus.”

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Mainly known for holding the Guinness world record for most uses of the word “anus” in a motion picture (598 times)
The young actor cast to play Kensuke went through a grueling ordeal in order to transform himself into the creature for the movie, over half our budget went towards dental and cosmetic surgery – at his request – in order to attain an as of then unheard of level of authenticity. Unfortunately due to budgetary constraints, the necessary funds were not available to reverse the work he underwent - last I heard the poor fellow grew so stigmatised by his appearance that he shunned society and now chooses to live in an abandoned section of the sprawling New York subway where he has been linked to the cannibalisation of three homeless people –the police are too afraid to investigate.
Redemption, that’s what Circumlocution was all about in the end, redemption.