Mission Statement

After 25 years in the industry I have decided to join the blogging masses. My simple aim is to deflect the fecal matter of failure expelled by the myriad rotten sphincters of the film industry that belch into the faces of the young, the innocent, the foolhardy, the impressionable and the passionate.

Day after day has gone by where I have sat at my computer, moist with exertion, immersed in the current from the the fifth dimension whence film emanates, supping through the reed at the ebb and flow of true genius. My genius. But to quote:

'With great power comes great responsibility'

I lay semi conscious in my bedroom, watching the dew gather to obscure the half born moon whence an incredible purpose came upon me, like being penetrated by god's unforgiving truth rod. It took time for the immensity to undulate through my body, but once the stars cleared, once the white mist parted, I felt like I had been dragged from Plato's cave and was being made to stare at the harsh sun. My eyes burned. I was Adam thrown from the garden.

So my legion of nomads, take my hand and be not afraid as I guide you. Let me be your eyes. Give your senses to me.

Yours ever faithfully,

Nestlie Coltrane
Producer/Writer